so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
A coworker of mine shared a story that she interviewed for a place, they asked her if she could become and animal, what would she be. She said dog, because they are loyal, friendly, and protect their family. The interviewer said that's wrong, because dogs are lazy. The correct answer was giraffe, because they reach high for leaves and that's a sign of ambition...
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"Were your parents really strict?" My dad had me on a toilet paper ration for five years but didn't care when I dyed my hair green. Where does that put me
I wasn't allowed to have the shower or tub running for more than five minutes and I regularly couldn't go to sleep until my chores were done, but also I could pierce my ears as much as I wanted and had a sheep living in my bedroom. "Were your parents strict?" My parents were fuckin weird
















